Rumkitty turned 8 today!
Vegan Reuban sandwich with collards I am in love with and some damn fine vegan mac n cheese (at Lamb’s Bread Vegan Cafe)
13th Anniversary trip to Riverbanks Zoo in Cola with @t3hrogg and this Happy Tiger (at Riverbanks Zoo and Garden)
Glamorous photos that capture Hollywood beauties in their 1940s summertime.
In German we don’t say “It’s non of my business.” we say “Das ist nicht mein Bier.” which can be roughly translated to “That’s not my beer” and I think that’s quite funny.
Submitted by @cyanussegetum
Vera Wang
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DM: you come to a cavern, with no light except for in the centre, where the Sapphire Key rests in a glass box. Seeming as you all have darkvision, you can also see a stone statue nearby, and two torches either side of the glass box.
Cleric: Cool.
Paladin: I’m going to try and rope it from the entrance.
DM: …k.
(Fails)
Monk: I walk up and smash the glass and grab the key.
DM: So just to clarify, none of you lit the torches.
Everyone: No?
DM: So you get the key. And the giant statue springs to life. Congratulations. None of you checked it properly, it’s a Stone Golem.
Paladin: Run.
DM: so Cleric, what’s your base speed?
Cleric: ……. 25.
DM: Hm.
Monk: RUN!
DM: So just to clarify, you are Indiana Jonesing your way out of this?
Everyone: *sings the theme*
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