which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Client: Hey, can you get me the name and number of all the people that looked at our site? Need to get the sales staff on the phones.
Me: That’s not how the internet works. We can’t collect info unless they fill out the form.
Client: Can you just hack it to get all their info when the go to the site?
Me: Please call me so I can explain the internet.